404 PAGE EASTER EGG CHEAT SHEET
1. Click on the music player.
2. Mouse-over somewhere below the bee (twice).
3. Click and drag the text box around.
4. Click on 'bzz'.
5. Watch the text for about 10 seconds (refresh after).
6. Mouse-over the 404 image.
7. Click on the iphone.
8. Click on the treasure chest.
9. Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself.
I'm assuming you're alone; you always did prefer to read your statements in private. I wouldn't try too hard to stop reading; there's every likelihood you'll just hurt yourself. So just listen.
Now, shall we turn the page and try again?