Hello, and welcome to my Neocities! This corner of the internet is the answer to the question "what if I could go hogwild, and stick all the things that I used to put on Neopets pet lookups and my DeviantART profile into one place, but it's 2024 and cringe culture is dead?" Check out the top bar for nifty things I like, e-pets and freebies! Or click here to check out my friends!
Right. You're still here. And the sidebar is longer than this box. Well, that won't do because... that... just won't do. Hmm. I'd offer to tap dance for you, but you wouldn't be able to see, and I've got a dodgy knee so it would be more of an impromptu comedy show. And you know, maybe you're into that! I wouldn't judge! Help yourself to some refreshments while you're browsing, and stretch your neck.